~princesszelee

*^{All years expressed in Uplean-years except Mimisha and Salmacis , in Earth years}*

Characters:
Zélée
Ormaïn
Xénia
Zéninuma
Mimisha
Zauku
Goba
Karoa


Boy or girl?
Zélée : girl
Ormaïn : boy
Xénia : seductive female
Zéninuma : female
Mimisha : I'm a girl or woman, as you want
Zauku : Io'm a boy
Goba : ... -_- (who knows ? )
Salmacis : yy chromosome
karoa : male

How old are you?
Zélée : 15
Ormaïn : 23
Zéninuma : Vu may not ask the age of a respectable lady.
Xénia : 30
Mimisha : 31 years old, oh dear ! I still feel like a sort of teenager
Zauku : 15 years and 42 days old
Goba : ... -_- (9)
Salmacis : 22 years old, I guess
Karoa : 18 years old and all the might that comes with it, babe !

What do you think your life expectancy is?
Zélée : 40.
Ormaïn : 39. You'll live 8 years without, me darling ? (Zélée : 39 for yoo ? Well, I'll die at 31 so. *kiss*)
Xénia : unfortunately I know it's 31.
Zéninuma : 46.
Mimisha : I'll start wonder when I'll have past 65.
Zauku : 16.
Goba : ... -_-
Salmacis : who cares ?
Karoa : 18 Life's unfair, mate.

What's your height?
Zélée : 6"3
Ormaïn : 5"10 yeah I know... But sincerely, I don't care. Males are always smaller than females, so just a bit smaller or very smaller doesn't change anything to me.
Xénia : 6"2
Zéninuma : 6"9
Mimisha : 5"4
Zauku : 5"8
Goba : ... -_- (3"9)
Salmacis : 5"7
Karoa : 7"1 babe !

What is your job?
Zélée : queen of planets Upleas and Nickeas
Ormaïn : husband of the Queen and also king OF COURSE !
Xénia : 'been a slave and then I was enough rich to not need to earn money
Zéninuma : Ia have governed Upleas, now Ia am advizing my daughter.
Mimisha : used to be the princess nurse, servant, now I'm a scientist on Planet Bob, same job as my parents' on Earth.
Zauku : Io am an astronomer. But Io can say Io like studying scientifically everything.
Goba : ... -_-
Salmacis : no, don't have any job.
Karoa : does botherin' mercenaries's a job ? Because as there're no m'ney on Nickeas while I lived on it, t'most proper definition 'f "job"'d be "main 'cupation" and botherin' mercenaries's my main one.

What is your favorite color?
Zélée : all Upleans and Nickeans have to prefer the ruby color : red.
Ormaïn : Blue. Mmmh ? Oh eh... I meant red, red 'f course.
Xénia : pink is sensual.
Zéninuma : Red, green and yellow brass
Mimisha : orange
Zauku : red.
Goba : ... -_-
Salmacis : green
Karoa : blue or yellow maybe... who cares ?

What's your favorite food?
Zélée : Vu can't ask me that ! *is outraged*
Ormaïn : O_O *too shocked to answer*
Xénia : Upleans and Nickeans are just so traditionalist ! milikichk fruit juice from planet Asqoi.
Zéninuma : My age, then this !
Mimisha : I like to discover all the traditionnal plates from different cultures (as long as it's not poisonous for humans)
Zauku : who are vu to ask such things ?!
Goba : ... o_- *opens an eye as hearing speaking about food*
Salmacis : just physiological complete pills. No need to eat, just feed my body.
Karoa : ya know babe, I've got no taboos, ya can ask me wha'ver ya want

What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Zélée : Vu are so badly behaved. If the subject ain't gonna change Ia'm living !
Ormaïn : O_O *too shocked to answer*
Xénia : milikichk fruit, 'f course
Zéninuma : Ia have never been insulted this way !
Mimisha : vanilla, with some cinnamon and caramel... so tasty.
Zauku : I can't believe you're insulting us !
Goba : ... -_o (*still interested by the food conversation but doesn't see it*)
Salmacis : I don't eat ice cream
Karoa : I like all creams...

Have you killed anyone?
Zélée : the chief of the mercenaries and lots of mercenaries in the war for freeing Nickeas. May Ia say that Ia... loved that ?
Ormaïn : At last some questions making sense ! As for Zélée, lots of mercenaries. But surely less than her. She's an amazing warrior ! Oh yeah and my ex-wife, Xénia, but it was an accident !
Xénia : Yeah that stupid Vivian
Zéninuma : Vua ?! Vua killed Vivian !!? Ia'm gonna kill ya !!!
Mimisha : My Goodness, no !
Zauku : No. That doesn't really interest me.
Goba : ... -_-
Salmacis : that fu**ing scientist yeah. Never gonna regret it.
Karoa : I just bothered mercenaries... They killed me before I could. It SUCKS !

Do you hate anyone?
Zélée : Surely my real mother for what she did... And that Irgosh ! But as he's dead, he doesn't count, does he ?
Ormaïn : Xenia for what she did to Zélée. I don't care she lied to me... But Zélée... No. Nobody can hurt my wife.
Xénia : All those mercenaries and that damn asshole of Irgosh !
Zéninuma : No, Ia am over those things.
Mimisha : oh no, you know, I'm a bit all gentle with everybody ! I see the right side of each things, and all... Well that's me I don't know how I was before I came on Upleas, but it's just like I turned myself into a young Zélée and never quit this mind lol
Zauku : Someone yes, but as he's doing the happyness of the one Io love, Io don't have to express that hate.
Goba : ... -_-
Salmacis : all those damn people who always want to place me in a category.
Karoa : that Igorsh who killed me !!! Imagine what I'd've become if I was still alive : KING OF NICKEAS ! Doesn't it sound cool ?

Have any secrets?
Zélée : Just a few. Okay for the few they are, they are really big...
Ormaïn : Something about Zélée's real father... But I can't tell. (Zélée : what did you just say ? Ormain : nothing darling.)
Xénia : as any female.
Zéninuma : Ia guess the Nickean secret is no more a secret. And this is a good thing.
Mimisha : No, I don't think so.
Zauku : Well just what Io said above about someone Io love and someone Io hate.
Goba : ... -_-
Salmacis : none of your business
Karoa : for ya babe, I've no secrets.

Do you love anyone?
Zélée : Ormaïn
Ormaïn : my beloved wife, Zélée *kiss*
Xénia : We all like a bit ourselves, right ?
Zéninuma : my husband and my daughter.
Mimisha : No. But I'm sure I'll find a nice guy soon.
Zauku : yes, but there're no more chances.
Goba : ... -_-
Salmacis : never love anyone, and I doubt it'd be possible anyday.
Karoa : you, babe.

What do you do to relax?
Zélée : Ia swim or take a ride with Goba. 'f course now there is also Ormaïn's arms
Ormaïn : I've never been used to bolbolwo rides, but swimming with this gorgeous female beside me is very relaxing... In a kind of way (Zélée )
Xénia : shopping, massage, going at the beautician...
Zéninuma : relax ? do Ia look not relaxed ?!
Mimisha : read a book. You enter an other world and forget your worries !
Zauku : unlock myself in my laboratory and take my microscope to study organismes... and all that stuff.
Goba : ... -_- (*sleep*)
Salmacis : I'd love to know what relaxing is.
Karoa : go visitin' som' girls on the villages... chattin' with'em... or chattin' with ya, baby.

Now what are you going to do?
Zélée : voting laws, meeting other kings, presidents and all...
Ormaïn : I've got to audit to all the meetings my wife makes...
Xénia : I'm dead, what do you want me to do ?
Zéninuma : maybe Ia am no more queen but Ia still have my words on the planets decisions.
Mimisha : maybe go try to find that nice guy ?
Zauku : go back to work, unlock me in my laboratory...
Goba : ... o_o (*go eat*)
Salmacis : what do you want me to do ?
Karoa : Ya know I'm dead... But, hav'ya seen the movie "Ghost" babe ?